Destiny 2 fans release gratis browser juego where Bungie’s former CEO is the final boss

A free browser game inspired by Bungie's unpopular decision to sunset Destiny 2 lets players throw an endless supply of tomatoes at the studio's former CEO, Pete Parsons, in a raid-like encounter made to mimic the looter shooter.

Por qué esta historia importa ahora

Titled Pete Carsons: The Final Car – a riff on Destiny 2's The Final Shape expansion – the game is available to play in a web browser and is an obvious parody of Parsons' well-documented classic car collection.

El contexto que mueve la conversación

Players can pelt Pete Parsons with endless tomatoes

Qué puede pasar después

Released on July 7 (the same day Bungie annually celebrates as 'Bungie Day'), The Final Car tasks you with destroying Parsons' car collection – labelled Crunch Enforcer, Bad Taste, and Team Reduction, among others – with tomatoes and solving a handful of mechanics inspired directly by Destiny 2.

Lectura rápida para la comunidad

Get a clean run, and you'll take down Parsons' shield, allowing you to damage him directly with an onslaught of tomatoes. Win, and you'll receive thanks for vanquishing Parsons. Lose, and you doom "the entire playerbase" to defeat.

For Destiny 2 players, The Final Car's referential nature is hilarious, but even if you're not clued up on the context, it's a remarkably fun browser game.

The game's title references Parsons' collection of classic cars, which became a lightning rod for criticism after Bungie announced multiple rounds of layoffs.

Parsons officially left Bungie in August 2025, almost a year before Bungie confirmed it was ceasing support for Destiny 2, which received its final content update, Monument of Triumph, on June 9, 2026.

Since then, fans have petitioned parent company Sony to greenlight a third game in the series, seemingly to no avail. As of writing, the campaign has received almost 400,000 signatures expressing support.

Whether fans will ever see a Destiny 3 remains up in the air. However, if it is ever to materialize, the chances of that happening anytime soon are slim. Bungie confirmed on June 25 that hundreds of employees had been laid off, saying that Destiny 2 "fell short of expectations."45:Tf7f,